Back to My Roots

Several years ago I spent endless hours "defecting" things with PhotoShop. It has been years since I fiddled with it and wanted to mess something up again. It's always easier turning something beautiful into something ugly than vice versa. Below is the original and the revised. Almost scary, what you can do in 15 minutes, huh?

Addicted to Halo:3

When Were Just 2-Years Old...

... our daddy bought us a Cadillac. But not just a Cadillac, an Escalade; for two! We spent a couple hours in the garage on Saturday to put together a gift from "Santa" for the boys. What looked like a nightmare at first, ended up going very smoothly. Carter fell asleep which gave us just enough time to complete the project. Although Jackson was awake, he'll forget... we hope. This thing is amazing! Low and high speed (2.5 & 5 miles per hour), reverse, a cd player, a real working radio, a clock and chrome wheels. Excellent!

Mommy is screwing the front end. No seriously... look!

Mommy looks intrigued by the 74-page direction guide.

The black wire goes... wait is that a jar of peanut butter in my garage?

Finished! Stickers and all!

Complete with dual seatbelts for safety!

Did I mention it has a real working radio and clock?

Just Me & My Boys

Learn Me!

Saturday we were blessed with two very tired children and two Christmas parties. We got to sit with Santa and tell him what we wanted and even got gifts! The first party was nice and we made arts and crafts but the second party was where we got learned by a gift. Carter got a football and Jackson got a toy school bus. Upon first glance, both toys were flawlessly wonderful... take a look!

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See what I mean?

Spam; Not the "Meat"

I get several spam messages a day telling me I need to ramp up the size of my meat stick. I thought I'd share a few examples with you. Enjoy!

- It's never been this easy to be this hard.
- If you have the car, money and house, now you need a big cock.
- Impress the girls with you new enlarged whopper.
- Never be nervous in bed again with a big strong dick.
- When we make love I orgasm many times just from him being inside me and it is wonderful!
- I think she's getting tired of having no climax! You better grow some length.
- Don't doubt, she will be happy to find a massive schlong in your pants!
- Ha ha ha is what you heard from the girl last time you whipped your cock out, aye?
- Get a MASSIVE penis today!
- Yes! penis size really does matter dispite what they say.
- Tired of pulling your pole? start taking penis pills today!
- Ever wondered what it would be like to have a pornstar dick? Now you can have one.
- Attract more ladies with a huge trouser snake!
- Gigantic, heavyweight, king sized. Thats how my dick is now described.
- Hey spagetti dick, you can have a salami stick now, its simple and safe.
- Maybe your little winky needs a boost. Hurry up and transform him into a trouser snake!
- "World make your dick big day" is coming, get in quick because supplies are limited!
- Some cocks are bigger than others. You can exceed big and have a giant dick hanging in your pants!
- Allways wondered why hot girls don't look at you? Maybe it's not your pimples, but your little "friend"?


Creative, aren't they?