Spam; Not the "Meat"

I get several spam messages a day telling me I need to ramp up the size of my meat stick. I thought I'd share a few examples with you. Enjoy!

- It's never been this easy to be this hard.
- If you have the car, money and house, now you need a big cock.
- Impress the girls with you new enlarged whopper.
- Never be nervous in bed again with a big strong dick.
- When we make love I orgasm many times just from him being inside me and it is wonderful!
- I think she's getting tired of having no climax! You better grow some length.
- Don't doubt, she will be happy to find a massive schlong in your pants!
- Ha ha ha is what you heard from the girl last time you whipped your cock out, aye?
- Get a MASSIVE penis today!
- Yes! penis size really does matter dispite what they say.
- Tired of pulling your pole? start taking penis pills today!
- Ever wondered what it would be like to have a pornstar dick? Now you can have one.
- Attract more ladies with a huge trouser snake!
- Gigantic, heavyweight, king sized. Thats how my dick is now described.
- Hey spagetti dick, you can have a salami stick now, its simple and safe.
- Maybe your little winky needs a boost. Hurry up and transform him into a trouser snake!
- "World make your dick big day" is coming, get in quick because supplies are limited!
- Some cocks are bigger than others. You can exceed big and have a giant dick hanging in your pants!
- Allways wondered why hot girls don't look at you? Maybe it's not your pimples, but your little "friend"?


Creative, aren't they?